Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I just blew my weed a kiss
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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