On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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