i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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