fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
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