You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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