don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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