He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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