loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I'm at about main and main street
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
