how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Everything about him screamed your future.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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