I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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