shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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