you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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