I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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