She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
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