The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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