why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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