for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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