This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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