somebody snuck up and got me drunk
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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