so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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