So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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