She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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