I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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