My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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