I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
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