Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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