I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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