Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
