Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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