His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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