Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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