best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
