Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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