You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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