Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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