I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Help. Why am I so naked?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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