i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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