is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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