Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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