what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
