He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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