Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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