i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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