if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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