everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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