I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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