This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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