I don't think brook has ever known best
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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