there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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