I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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