found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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