well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
