Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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